date: | Thu, 10 Oct 2002 16:36:40 -0500 |
from: | worm 1 |
to: | comrades@everyoneIKnowWithAnEmailAddress.com |
subject: | breakfast of champions |
due to computer error the breakfast of champions will not be held this weekend, but will resume again the following week. in the interim, here are some options for those in a daze by this unfortunate news: 1. put your head between your knees. now you can see behind you! 2. make some toast, apply butter, jelly or peanut butter. the options are limitless. 3. call random numbers from the phone book and tell them their shipment of piglets has arrived and they can stop in anytime to pick them up. 4. join with friends to remember breakfasts past, and to think on breakfasts yet to come. breakfast of champions will resume it's normal course next weekend. thank you. |