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date: Thu, 7 Nov 2002 09:17:42 -0600
from: worm 1
subject: breakfast of champions

  sunday! sunday! sunday!

live! live! live!

at the capital view grill in st. paul, it's the breakfast of champions!
see cameronzilla eat more breakfast than humanly possible!
see bishopra "awake" at 10:30 in the morning!
see anderuber perform amazing magical tricks to enthrall the kids!
you'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll just need the edge!
twelve bucks, twelve trucks!(no trucks will be provided)
please make checks payable to jeremy bishop.

here are the driving directions(provided by the ever talented ms. kupiecki)
Directions? Just in case you decide to head there (it's really a beautiful

neighborhood in the fall):

-94 East to the Marion/Kellogg exit, & take a RIGHT like you're going to the

Xcel Energy Center.

-Take a RIGHT on West 7th Street.

-Take a LEFT on Smith Avenue. Keep going straight over the high bridge.
-The Capital View Grille is about 3 blocks past the end of the brige on the

RIGHT side. It's next to a building called Smith Avenue Hall. If you see

the Old Man River Cafe on the right, you've gone about 4 blocks too far.

But stop in's a cool place too.

breakfast will be at 10:30 on sunday morning, as always. or
at least sometimes. listen, there has been more breakfasts
on sunday than any other day, so stop complaining. hope to
see you there.