date: | Tue, 26 Nov 2002 14:03:32 -0600 |
from: | worm 1 |
to: | comrades@everyoneIKnowWithAnEmailAddress.com |
subject: | breakfast of champions |
transcript from a letter i received this afternoon: Dear Mr. Bishop, In regards to our phone conversation last week I am very disappointed in your jocular misuse of not only my ladies song, but Mr.. Kurt Vonnegut's exemplary work of fiction. Breakfast of champions was one of his finest works of literature, and your blatant disregard for it's true meaning and the feeling expressed in Jennifer's wonderful music is monstrous in it's nature. Please be advised that if you continue in this activity there will be legal repercussions. Thank you and good day, Ben Affleck p.s. I've enclosed the requested autograph, I think you'll find it simply amazing. Well, due to the holiday weekend and this threatening letter from the hunk of hollywood, breakfast is a no go this weekend. do you think ben is going to j.lo's, or is she coming to the affleck residence? inquiring minds want to know. have a great weekend, hope to see you next weekend when the breakfast of champions defies convention and continues on regardless. down with the man! |