| date: | Wed, 8 Jan 2003 13:49:29 -0600 |
| from: | worm 1 |
| to: | comrades@everyoneIKnowWithAnEmailAddress.com |
| subject: | breakfast of champions |
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New Government Regulations: Everyone must receive vaccination shot of "breakfast of champions" --In a statement to the press this morning George W. Bush announced that a new round of vaccinations were to be issued to the american populace, starting this saturday at 10:30 am. Bush said these shots "would insure a full stomach for everyone" and do away with any nay-sayers who have nothing better to do on a saturday afternoon by providing them with an adequate dosage of eggs, pancakes and bacon. President Bush then continued to state that he "planned on getting an everything omelet", although grits did seem to catch a certain gleam in our leaders eyes. so unless you plan on notifying the government that you will be fleeing the country to our northern neighbors, your local vaccination center is listed below. Copper Dome Restaurant 1333 Randolph Ave St. Paul, MN 55105-2957 10:30 am, Saturday, January 11th be there or be an enemy combatant. |
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