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date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 15:41:36 -0600
from: worm 1
to: comrades@everyoneIKnowWithAnEmailAddress.com
subject: breakfast of champions

  this sunday FOX will unveil it's newest reality programming with the one time showing of

Meet Joe Customer Service

The plan is to take a low income loser with a hankering for breakfast and make him into a low income loser having breakfast. By the end of the meal producers hope that Joe Customer Service will be full from his meal, but FOX cannot be held responsible for any hunger that may occur after the programs completion.

For information on being a contestant, please see details below:

Please arrive on Sunday, January 19th, 10:30am at the Uptown diner in uptown, across the street from Calhoun Square just one block south of Lake. casual wear is acceptable, but if you really want to catch the eye of Joe Customer Service feel free to dress up. A nice sports coat for the fellas, perhaps a nifty power suit for the ladies. the sky's the limit. it is recommended but not required that the contestants be interested in one or more of the following:
-Joe Customer Service
-what was formerly know as Oprah's Book Club
-things that are shiny
-7th Heaven
-answering tough questions, such as "why aren't the months of the year in alphabetical order?"

prizes and surprizes will be awarded during the taping. will you be the guy/gal to catch Joe Customer Service's eye? you can only find out this sunday.