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date: Thu, 6 Feb 2003 11:04:37 -0600
from: worm 1
subject: breakfast of champions

  Nascar logo would like to welcome you mr./ms./mrs. whateveryournameis to join Team Lincoln in celebration of their opening day race, to be aired on univision at 10:30am this Sunday, February 9th. Team Lincoln consists of racer novice bishop, who you may recognize from such infomercials as how to keep your razor blade sharp and hair loss for men. Also on Team Lincoln is novice bishop's coach, Cameron Holley, who you may remember from such spectacular failures as the two sawhorse controversy and Watergate. And finally, rounding out the team as the financial backer, Mr. Nic Carter formerly of the Backstreet Boys who says he has "a really good feeling" about bishop and holley's chances this sunday.

"I'm pretty confident that baby blue will get up to at least 60 mph, if not 65. kinda depends on if she has a full tank of gas or not." said racer novice bishop when interviewed last tuesday about the upcoming race. His coach wasn't as confident, stating "i think it might help if he got that rearviewmirror fixed, but hey, he's a grown man." no further comment was taken from Nic Carter, seeing as he was to busy "looking good" and pointing his finger at people in a "hey, i know you" sort of manner. he did give our camera man one of his award winning smiles along with a double thumbs up, which we can only take to mean he was pretty excited.

the whole event is going down this Sunday at 10:30am at:

Stardust Bowling Lanes
2520 26th Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55406
Phone: (612) 721-6211

admission is 5$, 3$ if you're a senior or peter martin. please make checks payable to either Jeremy Bishop or Cameron Holley. hope to see you there.

Breakfast Of Champions, the Other White Meat.