| date: | Fri, 7 Mar 2003 11:46:57 -0600 | ||||||||
| from: | worm 1 | ||||||||
| to: | comrades@everyoneIKnowWithAnEmailAddress.com | ||||||||
| subject: | breakfast of champions | ||||||||
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In the 16th century, a man of vision named Nostradamus predicted what would, four centuries later, be celebrated by millions of americans... In the year 1999 and seven months The Great King of Terror will come from the sky, He will bring back to life three offspring of the chicken, cheddar cheese and choice of bread. to be feasted upon with sides of pork fashioned into strips and tubers. Before and after Mars [the God of war] feasts happily.
After a great misery for mankind an even greater approaches. The great cycle of the centuries is renewed: It will rain pork links, mixed eggs and sourdough. In the sky will be seen a fire, filled with swiss and american flavors.
Saturn joined with two flattened dough cakes, At its highest ascendant with two offspring of chicken, pork links and pork greased and flattened out through military hand, will be served to the approval of all as the Age of renewal comes to pass.
In the year when Saturn and Mars are equally fiery, The plate will be filled with corned beef, flattened pork & burnt tubers: From hidden fires a great place burns with heat, Little will go hungry when served with a side of crisped dough bread.
so come celebrate what the critics have been praising for over 400 years, this sunday at 10:30am, at the Denny's on the corner of Lake Street and Hiawatha. 8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Breakfast Of Champions. |
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