date: | Thu, 27 Mar 2003 11:55:27 -0500 |
from: | worm 1 |
to: | comrades@everyoneIKnowWithAnEmailAddress.com |
subject: | boc4 |
you know you were raised on "breakfast of champions" if: -you know that another name for a keyboard is a "synthesizer" -you thought trent reznor was innovative and not just a guy with to much time and money on his hands. -just like peter martin you clothes pinned your jeans around the ankles -you were fooled like everyone else into believing jay leno really was a good replacement for the tonight show. -you thought it couldn't get any better than "the terminator". then they had to go and make "T2". man. -you have a moral dilemma with other culture's customs of arranged marriages, but you watched at least one episode of "married by america", "the bachelor" or "joe millionaire". -you or someone you know has an unnatural fixation with either ben affleck and/or josh hartnett. -you hoped temptation island would make it to the 82nd season, which would be named appropriately "TI82" and would be about the complex relationship between a man and his calculator. -you remember when hillary swank wasn't artsy, but was in fact the next karate kid. -you found The Facts of Life to have no real depth, and were thrown for a bender whenever Jo acted like a guy. -you were angst ridden for years without reason, until "they" decided generation x did extend past dec. 31st, 1976. finally your anger had a voice, and you understood why. -you can attend breakfast, this saturday at 10:30am, at: Modern Cafe 337 13th Ave NE Minneapolis, MN 55413 (right near the McDonalds and SuperAmerica on University and Broadway) Thank Breakfast Of Champions It's Friday. |