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date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 15:43:38 -0500
from: worm 1
to: comrades@everyoneIKnowWithAnEmailAddress.com
subject: Como se dice "farewell Wollenziens"?

  Los Wollenziens

It's seven o'clock on a Friday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's a bald man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, Son, can you play me a melody?
You see i used to be a player
And I had to hold the girls at bay with a stick,
but that was when I wore a fuller head of hair

La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus:

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

Now Jeffrey at the bar is a friend of mine
But he don't get me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says, Bill, I believe this is killing me.
As the smile ran away from his face
Well I'm sure that I could be a porno star
If I could get out of this place

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Now Cameron is a real estate novelist
Who never sold a home in his life
And he's talkin' with Dave who's still talking about chrissy
And probably will be for life

And Jeremy is passed out in the corner
As Mikey slowly gets stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

Chorus

It's a pretty good crowd for a Friday
And my friends give me a smile
'Cause they knows that it's me they've been comin' to see
To forget about life for a while
And the piano, it sounds like a carnival
And the microphone smells like a beer
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar
And say, Old Man, what are you doin' here?

Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da

Chorus

Bill & Christa are leaving. again. so please join them for "final" farewells this Friday at Mermaids in Mounds View. The party get's started at 7pm. cover is significantly less than any rolling stones reunion tours.

Mermaid An American Grille
2200 Highway 10, Mounds View, MN 55112