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date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 15:43:38 -0500
from: worm 1
subject: breakfast of champions

  It has come and gone with little notice, but on July 28th the breakfast of champions turned one year old. it has been an entire year since we experienced the heartbreak that was the egg and i, where grits are unheard of, and an american tradition began...

Egg and I 1

so in celebration, let's have breakfast! and you, (enter your name here), won't want to miss it! the breakfast of champions staff would like to take a moment of your time in reflection of the past year and to award some of those more fortunate than you with even more praise.

breakfast of champions person of the year award:

Although his attendance is sporadic, nothing surpasses the breakfast of champions experience when it involves this compact north dakotan. some of you know him as "mikey", but here at the office we like to call him the bocpoty.

Mikey Time Magazine Cover

And what would the breakfast of champions be without its' truest supporter, a man with more breakfasts under his belt than anyone else, both figuratively and literally, our eye in the sky cameron holley:

Cameron Shirt

and lastly, the breakfast of champions staff would like to thank you for supporting us, and by you we mean josh hartnett.

Josh Harrnett Head Shot

so please join us for a celebration not unlike any other breakfast as we stretch our legs this Saturday at the Sunnyside Up Cafe at 10:30 am. Saturday. here's the address:

Sunnyside Up Cafe
2704 Lyndale Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408

Thank you from the breakfast of champions staff:

BOC Staff

jeremy "when will he stop emailing me" bishop - shiftless layabout
eric "ole man" kinsella - technical support, advertising

Breakfast Of Champions, the Other White Meat.