| date: | Wed, 31 Dec 2003 12:02:55 -0600 |
| from: | worm 1 |
| to: | comrades@everyoneIKnowWithAnEmailAddress.com |
| subject: | things to look for in two thousand and four |
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1. me. i'll be around. 2. at least four new novels by dean koontz. his agent says it's going to be a slow year, but only two of them will be rehashes of his old novels. 3. no star wars. no matrix. no lord of the rings. it'll be a sad year for dorks around the globe. 4. mark waid writing the fantastic four. marvel fired him in a move that could only be applauded. then, when they realized they no longer met their quota on hack writers, decided to apologize and rehire him. so don't worry, fantastic four will still be coming out once a month, and it will continue to suck. 5. some horrible soup. i now have a soup cook book. i plan on cooking lots of soup. i don't plan on getting good at it until at least june. 6. breakfast of champions. thats right, we're back. we've missed you. we hope you've missed us. if you have, why don't we get together and talk about old times? say, January 1st, noon (the staff plans on having numerous cocktails this evening) at the Triple Rock (the staff also does not plan on traveling far from home the day after said numerous cocktails). Fall Into The Breakfast Of Champions. |
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